Nolan
9 seasons, 9 team names, and a career record of 48–74.
The career beyond the standings
Schedule context, hindsight lineup capture, and transaction style—each with its own denominator.
Regular-season win rate versus all-play rate
Average opponent-draw effect per season
Share of hindsight-optimal starter points captured
Add/drop action groups plus completed trade participation
How each campaign really behaved
All-play and lineup metrics use regular-season weeks only.
| Year | Team | W–L | All-play | Luck | PF rank | Capture | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2017 | Sacksonville | 3–10 | 30.8% | -7.7 pp | 10th | 83.6% | 8th |
| 2018 | Magic Matt | 5–8 | 35.9% | +2.6 pp | 7th | 86.7% | 7th |
| 2019 | Hoop Coop | 5–8 | 35.9% | +2.6 pp | 9th | 85.2% | 9th |
| 2020 | Cook and Ball Torture | 5–8 | 53% | -14.5 pp | 5th | 85.8% | 8th |
| 2021 | Najeesus | 8–6 | 54.8% | +2.4 pp | 4th | 85.4% | 6th |
| 2022 | McChubb | 6–8 | 50.8% | -7.9 pp | 4th | 89.2% | 8th |
| 2023 | Deez nuts | 7–7 | 46.8% | +3.2 pp | 7th | 87.8% | 7th |
| 2024 | Low Taper Fade | 4–10 | 42.1% | -13.5 pp | 7th | 84.3% | 7th |
| 2025 | BEAST OF CARNAGE | 5–9 | 42.1% | -6.3 pp | 7th | 85.1% | 8th |
Season by season
| Year | Team | W–L | PF | Finish | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2017 | Sacksonville | 3–10 | 1,198.28 | 8th | — |
| 2018 | Magic Matt | 5–8 | 1,441.08 | 7th | — |
| 2019 | Hoop Coop | 5–8 | 1,455.88 | 9th | — |
| 2020 | Cook and Ball Torture | 5–8 | 1,608.56 | 8th | — |
| 2021 | Najeesus | 8–6 | 1,752.5 | 6th | Playoffs |
| 2022 | McChubb | 6–8 | 1,702.54 | 8th | — |
| 2023 | Deez nuts | 7–7 | 1,628.08 | 7th | — |
| 2024 | Low Taper Fade | 4–10 | 1,602.62 | 7th | — |
| 2025 | BEAST OF CARNAGE | 5–9 | 1,618.76 | 8th | — |
The behavioral file
Repeat selections, roster favorites, and the opponent who keeps showing up.
Team-name history
Every recorded team name remains attached to the member who used it.
Sacksonville
Historical team identity
Magic Matt
Historical team identity
Hoop Coop
Historical team identity
Cook and Ball Torture
Historical team identity
Najeesus
Historical team identity
McChubb
Historical team identity
Deez nuts
Historical team identity
Low Taper Fade
Historical team identity
BEAST OF CARNAGE
Historical team identity